You open your door wide enough for you to step through into the outside world, and the beauty of the snowy landscape is truly breathtaking. It may just be a parking lot to everyone else, but to you, Mr. Ogre, it's a beautiful new realm of endless possibilities.
Another gust of wind assaults you, and you hear the slam of wood. Spinning around to go back inside, you find that your door has been blown shut.
The doorknob won't budge. You must've left the normal lock locked out of habit. After all, you haven't been outside like this is years.
You check your pockets. Nothing but your phone, which happens to be dead. Maybe you should try charging it at night, noob.
Well, now that you've set yourself on this path, you might as well look around for any signs of your burger. To your right, there's a flight of stairs leading to the ground floor. Apparently your apartment's on the second floor. Now all those loud thumping noises coming from the floor make sense.
To your left is an elevator. But wait, there's more! A girl, with long flowing brown hair and a dark blazer. Her tight jeans disappear beneath a pair of knee-high boots. You lose your breath as the lightest of breezes lifts her hair in a glorious arc of beauty.
...Cheesy little fart, aren't ya?
She looks to be about your age, but all you know is that you can't stop staring at her. Good thing she hasn't noticed you. You wonder if she should. Maybe you can charm her. Win her over. Actually have human interaction. And with a girl, of all things.
Or you could take the stairs and avoid the possibility of rejection. After all, a girl like her'll never go for a guy like you.
>> Take the elevator?