It's like something out of a fairytale. That stupidly cheesy romantic crap that we just can't seem to get enough of. You never understood how it was popular. Now you do.
You smile back and her, and the two of you hold hands and each select a fish. You each buy your fish and walk all the back to the apartment complex without ever letting go of each other's hand. I can imagine some cynical old biddy dry heaving in digust as she passes by you on the street.
When you two arrive at the apartments, you stand outside on the landing of the second floor, not wanting to leave each other's company. Apparently she's your next door neighbor. Sweet!
"I had a really great time with you today, Default," Heather says.
"Me too."
"Would you be up for a double date tomorrow?"
You get all serious, wary of involving other people in your life. You may have been on a date, but you still hate people. "With who?"
Heather holds her fish up to her face. "With our fish, of course!"
The two of you laugh, and Heather finally goes into her apartment when it gets dark. You go to do the same, but you forgot that you accidentally locked yourself out earlier.
>> Drop to your knees and scream?