Heather just kissed you. Heather just freaking kissed you! Your heart's racing, your legs are jelly, and your bowels are in distress. You feel trembling all over, your body reacting violently to this turn of events.
"Blarg!"
You put your hands over your mouth, immediately realizing what you've done. Heather looks like Satan himself, her nails actually seeming to grow into full-fledged talons. You see a line of fire behind her. You seriously overreacted to that little peck on the cheek.
She's covered in barf.
>> Initiate self-destruction?