You got the
Lazy Ending!

After the visage of perfection was taken from you, you thought you could make a replacement. Unfortunately, you were wrong.

That's not to say you couldn't have had an average burger, or even some other kind of food for lunch, but apparently you're a lazy little fart in addition to a shut-in loner. Why not go stalk people on some of those forums instead of actually contributing to a conversation or actually going outside or even fixing yourself a meal? Or is that too much work for you, too?

While all of these self-destructive thoughts plague your mind, you can't help but wonder what would've happened if you had acted differently. Too bad you'll never get to find out.

Or can you?

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