Your name is Default Everyman. You haven't left your apartment in four years, all of your sustenance is ordered from online marketplaces such as RainforestGeneral, and all of the social interactions in your life take place on the interwebs in the form of video games and forums. In fact, everything you know about other humans comes through this medium, so you have no desire whatsoever to ever leave the confines of your one bedroom abode.
Now, let's get started. Please click on yourself to begin your potential adventure.