It's another ordinary Saturday, around noon, and you've just completed the last of your assignments for your online schooling for the week. Turning on your revolutionary GamHomCom 7, the latest and greatest in console gaming, your stomach churns within you. Despite your better judgment, you swear that you hear a raspy growl, "Feed me."
You must be hallucinating from hunger. I mean, completing an online reading from the comfort of your home is completely exhausting, right? You rush to the kitchen to satisfy the demonic forces within you just as they begin to issue less-than-savory verbal threats.
After a long and gruelling four minutes, you have forged a cheeseburger. But this isn't just any cheeseburger. This is the perfect burger, meticulously crafted and immaculate in design. You feel overwhelmed with emotion, and tears of the purest joy begin to well up in your eyes. No, no time for such things.
After wiping your eyes, you make your way to the fridge, but then stop and take another look at the burger, the one which could rule them all. And then a thought hits you: should you get your drink first, or should you grab some chips first?
>> Grab some soda?